Blog 318 – 06.16.2016

Many of the women and girls I have known including my dear departed mother would, I say respectfully, be considered card carrying members of a not so exclusive club and consider themselves – Large Male Member Lovers.

All my life I have appreciated breasts even of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee variety. Yes, I am trying to be amusing but also tasteful. And though I do not particularly hold with the sentiment regarding female breasts that, “More than a mouthful is wasteful” I do understand that not all share my taste for Big Ones.” I add here a beloved short poem that expresses my thoughts on this fond subject, “Brassiere, you hold the things I hold dear.”

So whether we are talking about male members or female charms I think it safe to say that for many size matters. An angel of the female persuasion posted recently on Social Media something that got my attention. She posted a little sign that makes me smile every time I think of it. The sign read something like, “Even I get excited when I take off my bra.” One of my favorite comedians, the sexy and lovely Sarah Silverman tweeted some months back that she likes to quote a line from the movie Clash of the Titans before unsnapping her bra, “Release the Kraken.”

After Donald Trump’s big hoopla about the size of his hands and something else I know I run the risk of offending some sensitive souls. Horse feathers. Tastes differ and what looks sexy or appealing is often just a matter of taste. Though many may still pretend to some Victorian era code of sexual modesty many more do not.

I still like what The Big Bopper said in a song from the late nineteen fifties called Chantilly Lace:

“Chantilly lace and a pretty face
And a pony tail a hanging down,
A wiggle in a walk and a giggle in a talk
Ah, it makes the world go round.

There ain’t nothing in the world
Like a big eyed girl (My eyes are up here)
To make me act so funny
Make me spend my money.
Make me feel real loose
Like a long necked goose.
Oh, Baby, that’s what I like.”

So, what ever your particular tastes run to I hope something big and beautiful comes your way today and everyday. That release the Kraken line is a funny one for guys and gals alike. If you are frowning right now, smile. Sex like all the great gifts the Universe gives us is meant to make us happy.

Your friend and fellow traveler.
David White